*snort* God, this guy is such an ass. The pres, I mean. Not the author.

[lunabuna]

This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

Comments

[monster-turtles.livejournal.com]

Man... in what context could the President possibly say "Make the pie higher"? XD;;

[lunayoshi.livejournal.com]

ROFL, my parents were wondering the same thing. XD;

My mom used to be a Bush supporter, and thank god she's finally come to her senses.

[heathabear.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, that's GENIUS.

[rkotaku.livejournal.com]

LMAO, I just went to Borders today and saw a calendar counting down how many days he has left, and it had a ton of stupid quotes from him. XD